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PROBLEM SOLVER:
The Quick-Fix-Solution! (you can't be serious)
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Do you have
a Problem?
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Piss
Off
then!
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THE SECRET
SOLUTION
(Indecision model)
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*Substitute the word
"Boss" for any
appropriate word, such as :
Place
of work,
Employer,
Wife,
Partner,
Father,
Mother,
Person I fear most ... (at times)
**Sorry porn sites don't qualify,
and you may need proof of a virus.
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Is it computer
related?
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Go look
somewhere
else!
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Does the computer
belong to your boss*?
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Do you own the
computer?
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Don't worry about
it!
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Did you cause
the problem?
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Do you want it
fixed?
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Sell it or trade
it!
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Does it appear
to be serious?
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Are YOU
willing to pay to have it fixed?
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Do you think you
can fix it?
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Call in the kid
next door!
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Will you get into
trouble?
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Make a call!
DO IT!
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What the hell
give it a shot, let's make it serious!
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Try a dummy book
idiot!
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Is there someone
else you can blame?**
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You poor bastard?
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You've got the
solution!
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Have
you been there, Seen this, Done that? Never a truer word .....
Variations of an old joke!
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